Posted 2 years ago

dontmindthegarbage:

keanureeves69:

THROAT DUMP - THROAT DUMP (THE SONG)

Sliding down your throat
Squatting on your face 
Pinching off a loaf
Savoring the taste

Wiping on your nose
Smearing on your tits
Spraying out your cunt
Eat my fucking shits

Regurgitate
Masticate
Dripping down your chin
Eat it up again

Throat Dump

My band that I play drums in and do vocals for just released this song. It’s way better than our cover or our three second long song so check it out please!

hey I play bass listen and like yeah

This is good, i like it.

(Source: hotcarrots / THROAT DUMP)

Posted 2 years ago

(Source: trunx1)

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rustihill:

clutterhead:

tashi-eliza:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

 My God, it just proves that even the person who has one of the most serious jobs in the world, can still have a sense of humour.

I will never not reblog this.

Fucking epic Obama

Reblogging again for the epicness.

Lol I laugh every time I see this.

Posted 2 years ago

rissalady:

If I ever saw someone try to jump off the golden gate bridge, I would attempt to do the same.

Posted 2 years ago
uhh, how am i the fool?
wearethethree asked

because you are the empty newspaper dispenser 

Posted 2 years ago

wearethethree:

derrick guilfoyle with the hipster sign,

what a douche.

paige

You’re a fool

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Posted 2 years ago

You don’t talk to me anymore.

Why?